Score: 2

"Un-exciting bike"

submission: Sky-High Ride

date: August 7, 2009

Well made,but so much like Excite-bike(for the NES) that I wonder why you didn't give them a salute...The low score is for the fact that you have no replay button,for a game that is 35 seconds in length you should make it easy to try again quickly....

Score: 3

"3 points for the drawings"

submission: Empireisis

date: February 13, 2009

But that's all you get...after sitting through the same loop of music during the preloader...it begins,and the same loop is all that is played during the animation...and it blows. I'm just not into dance music,its soulless and obnoxious,the musical equivalent to those strobe effect spams the preteen crews love to post on here.I don't hate,I'm participating in disliking strongly...ugh this crap might be stuck in my head,I'm going to go listen to some Dylan...

Score: 10

"Oh Foamy I do love you"

submission: : Bastardized Musicals :

date: February 13, 2009

That was a good one...I've enjoyed all of Foamys rants but this one was superb...I don't follow broadway so I hadn't even heard of the Dylan musical...How do you fuck up Bob Dylan??I'm glad I heard about it this way..so I could laugh,if I had seen that on the news I would have gotten angry I'm sure.Dylan is the greatest Minnesotan ever...and that's saying something!!(because we're all great here).Keep making these and I'll keep laughing at them.

Score: 8

"Tricky"

submission: Robinson's Hotel

date: February 13, 2009

I enjoyed this...requires good memory and reflexes.Good artwork,and the music wasn't irritating...I had some interaction problems checking people out,it would be yellow but not check them out when I dropped them...same with the desks but it wasn't a game killer.I was really getting into the swing of it when.......it ended....I was a little disappointed by that,I think it could have gotten even faster....on the whole a really fun way to spend 10 minutes..which is why I come to newgrounds.

Score: 2

"I guess most people didn't watch the whole thing.."

submission: Pokemon PSA Adventure Ep1

date: February 11, 2009

....And I can't blame them.This is just a pokemon episode with a very small bit of editing...I guess most of the previous reviewers missed that small bit of man on man action....I wish I had.I thought there was going to be a big Twilight Zone twist at the end....but all I got was something I didn't want to see....

Score: 2

"How do you screw up pong?"

submission: PongBasic

date: February 10, 2009

The ball sped up and slowed down randomly,and seemed to change directions for no reason what so ever...It was like getting thrown a knuckle ball...I guess thats different but I don't think that was your intention...or was it?

Score: 6

"I was enjoying it"

submission: Aerial Avenger

date: February 10, 2009

Up until the boss battle.Let me say that the levels were pretty fun,lots of different enemies,that artillery from nowhere was tricky,the missles were only really useful against ground targets...but the test of any shooter are the boss battles,and this one failed.It seemed to me to be just about impossible to avoid all of its fire,and I tried moving slowly from the very top to the bottom,he just fires too many shots to avoid them all,as sluggish as the jet is you can't dodge between the shots.I fired all 12 rockets(+2 superrockets),right into him,and did my best to avoid his fire but like I said its not possible to avoid it all.What he's shotting at you is the same sahpe as what you are shotting at him so it's next to impossible to tell when he starts firing if you are aiming right at him...I suppose if from the start of the fight I had just been strafing him as I moved to avoid fire I may have beat him,but I think that would have taken a very long time,I was shotting him for a few minutes at least.Work on the balance of this boss and the game is worthwhile...I also had the glitch mentioned below...but it was avoidable.Also while the machine guns seem burst fire..if you tap the button you get full auto.It's got potential...

Score: 9

"Cliffhanger..."

submission: Witch Anime

date: February 8, 2009

Oh man...what are those!!I liked this and hope you have a second episode...felt like a comic book.Quite absurd at times but delivered so seriously...

Score: 8

"I know this..."

submission: Presidents Challenge

date: February 6, 2009

Right up my alley....I can name all the presidents in order anyways...but it took me 3 tries to get the ultimate on extreme done...the interface is decent but having to scroll from one side to another took too long sometimes..I'd get washington and clinton in one group then adams and obama in the next....but I enjoyed it...got the top score.I like the way te music changed as you moved through time.

Score: 9

"Funny stuff"

submission: Achievement Unlocked

date: February 4, 2009

All the little references...the clues...funny funny stuff,when I randomly hit 4 then 2 and it unlocked something the game when to a new level for me.I beat it in 421 my second time!!Plus that music is super I'll be hearing it for days!